This is my 5th blog on Valentine day. In this blog you will find some cool Funny Quotes for Valentine's Day and Price of love.
Price of love/valentine cost $43 K
Contrary to what J. Lo sang about in 2000, love actually does have a cost. A research team at RateSupermarket.ca, an independent financial rate comparison site, crunched the costs of a year-long courtship, an engagement and the average wedding and came up with the price of love - $43,842.08. "We're having a little fun with this, but all kidding aside, money problems are the most common reason for break ups," said Kelvin Mangaroo, president of RateSupermarket. ca. "It's important for couples to have common financial goals, and to share a strategy for achieving them before committing to a long-term or lifelong relationship." The researchers put the cost of dating at about $7,000 including 12 movie dates ($515.40), three "apology" flower deliveries ($149.85) and a new wardrobe for when she "improves" him ($980.81). The engagement, which includes a $3,500 ring, and a $2,000 engagement party, could total $9,944.34. Finally, the wedding may cost $26,961 after the venue ($9,255), the honeymoon ($5,470), the photographer ($2,206), gown ($1,847) and so much more. The average expected cost of a wedding in Canada, excluding the honeymoon, is $22,429, down three per cent versus 2011, but up 20 per cent since 2008, according to a 2012 survey by Weddingbell
Funny Jokes and Quotes
Jokes
Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day.
'Yes,' came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.'
'That was very kind of you,' Jim added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought.'
Tony smiled as he replied, 'So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better.
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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
Hog and kisses!
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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.
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Worst thing to say on a first date
I used to have a real bad bedwetting problem ... but the last couple of weeks I've gotten it under control.
I know we just met and this might seem a little sudden ... but could I borrow five hundred dollars?
Go ahead and Super Size - I found spare change in the sofa today.
Something tells me that you're very special ... but with medication I can usually ignore it.
I don't see my ex-girlfriend that much ... thanks to the U.S. Department of Justice."
Do you want to play doctor? That'll be five hundred dollars.
Wait till my wife hears about this!
I had a good time tonight. I'd love to see you again in six to eight months with good behavior.
Funny Quotes
•"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy." - Henry Kissinger
•"Love is being stupid together." - Paul Valery
•"Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch." - Cathy Carlyle
•"Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing." - Jonathon Swift
•"Love is a game that two can play and both win." - Eva Gabor
•"Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart." - Author Unknown
•"Falling in love is so hard on the knees." - Aerosmith
•"Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more." - Catullus
•"Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly." - Rose Franken
•"Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, - but not for love." - William Shakespeare
•"I love you like crazy; baby 'Cuz I'd go crazy without you." - Pixie Foudre
•"I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon." - Author Unknown
•"Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun." - Armistead Maupin, Maybe the Moon
•"What the world really needs is more love and less paper work." - Pearl Bailey
•"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked." - Erich Segal
•"Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker." - Author Unknown
•"Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is." - Author Unknown
•"Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely." - M*A*S*H, Hawkeye
•"Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia." - Judith Viorst, Redbook, 1975
•"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?" - Author Unknown
