Top 11 Weird and Funny Gift Ideas for Christmas 2011
This is my first Christmas related blog to my readers. First of all I want to wish my all readers a very happy Xmas and nice holidays in 2011. In this blog you will find some funny and weird gift ideas for your friends and colleagues.
Please let me know if you have received any Weird Christmas Gift
Last Christmas was very strange to me. I was expecting an IPAD from my family. I was discussing this with my family, when the Christmas day came; I find one of the strange gifts under the tree. This was a Disposable Underwear. Here are some more strange gifts ideas for your beloved.
Razorba Back Hair Shaver by Razorba
2 new from $29.95
Get it by Friday, Dec 2 if you order in the next 6 hours and choose one-day shipping.
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Razorba War Hammer Back Hair Shaver by Razorba
2 new from $69.95
Get it by Friday, Dec 2 if you order in the next 4 hours and choose one-day shipping.
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There is only one way to remove your back hair without enlisting the help of another person. It is called the Razorba. It is a strange invention and a horrible gift idea.
2. Eyebrow
Remington Mpt3500 Dual Blade Facial Trimmer by Remington
7 new from $7.99
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So, you've decided to shave your eyebrows. What do you do with the clippings? You save them and reassemble them that are what. Assemble your eyebrow hairs on a small piece of whiteboard gluing each one into place. Your recipient is sure to look twice at this strange Christmas gift.
3. Bag of Toe Nails
Kiss Fashion Toenails - 2 Each by Toenail
Buy new: $7.99
4 new from $4.99
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8 new from $14.45
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For this you will need to have started early. Save your toenail clippings and give them to a loved one. Explain that you wanted them to have some of your DNA this Christmas to remember you buy. You may even wish to present the clippings in a ring box to give it a more elegant touch.
4. Shoestrings (no strings attached)
Shoelaces in 30 Colors to choose from! Round style in 3 lengths. Free Shipping with minimum purchase! by We Love Colors
Buy new: $2.00
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Take all the shoestrings off all of your shoes and give them as a gift this Christmas. Before letting your recipient open the box, tell them you are giving them something very special with no strings attached. Watch the expression on their face as they take out your present.
4. Disposable Underwear
Medela Disposable Panties (3-pack) by Medela
4 new from $7.99
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Womens Disposable Panties 10-pack, Medium by Underworks
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Mens Disposable Underwear Briefs 30pk by Underworks
Buy new: $22.99
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Take the annual disappointment that comes with your yearly gift of socks and underwear. Combine that disappointment with a commentary about bodily functions.
5. Male Sexual Function Products
Stamina-Rx for Men - 2 - Tablet by Hi-Tech Pharmaceuticals, Inc.
Buy new: $3.80
13 new from $0.01
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Stamina-Rx: Sex on the Beach Shots - Extreme Sexual Experience (Pack of 12 x 2oz Bottles) by Stamina-Rx
2 new from $17.85
With names like ManDelay, Stamina RX, and Rejoyn these products sound more like a playground joke than a cure. This year we are choosing them all.
6. Padded Butt Underpants for Men
How does a person explain the use of these when they take off their pants? I wear them because my chair at work is uncomfortable.
7. Grapefruit Flavoured Feminine
Buy new: $57.72
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SweetSpot Labs Spot Fresh! Gentle Feminine Wash-Basil Grapefruit-4 oz (Quantity of 3) by SweetSpot Labs
Buy new: $63.04
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If a woman wants to smell and taste like citrus that is her business. It is not yours.
8. Anal Bleaching Cream
Esoterica Fade Cream Regular Night Time 2.5 oz. by Esoterica
20 new from $5.80
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South Beach - Skin Lightening Gel for Sensitive Areas by South Beach
Buy new: $42.00
2 new from $42.00
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Fair & White Gel Cream Strong Bleaching Treatment by Fair & White
8 new from $8.00
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Repeats on this list are rare, but how can we not include anal bleaching cream again? We can't believe people are actually buying it.
9. Smaller Condoms
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CAUTION WEAR IRON GRIP Snugger Fit-Lubricated Condoms, 12 by Caution Wear
Buy new: $1.04
6 new from $1.04
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Hooking Up: A Girl's All-Out Guide to Sex And Sexuality by Amber Madison and Diana L. Dell (Paperback - Sep 2006)
In 2004 the worldwide supply of small condoms was given a devastating blow. Lifestyles, the #1 maker of snugger condoms discontinued their product. We (and our customers) were devastated. Finally, in 2006 a new manufacturer has introduced a small condom. Cause for celebration?
10. Femtone Vaginal Weights
Obstetric and Gynecologic Care in Physical Therapy, 2E by Rebecca G. Stephenson and Linda J. O'Connor (Paperback - Jan 1, 2000)
Buy new: $62.95
Get it by Friday, Dec 2 if you order in the next 5 hours and choose one-day shipping.
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Exercise equipment seems to be a fairly strange holiday gift to begin with. Kegel exercise equipment elevates the situation to really weird.
11. A Stripper Pole
Buy new: $15.95
Get it by Monday, Dec 5 if you order in the next 23 hours and choose one-day shipping.
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Excerpt - Page 264: "... did a run-jump-spin onto the stripper pole located center stage ..." See a random page in this book.
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The maker of this stripper pole claims that pole dancing is the latest fitness fad. We have to wonder among whom.
Some more bonus weird gift ideas:
12. Metamucil wrapped in a box.
13. Nose Hair clipper.
14. Vibrators and Stimulators
15. Cotton Balls
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