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Thursday, December 1, 2011

Top 11 Weird and Funny Gift Ideas for Christmas 2011

Top 11 Weird and Funny Gift Ideas for Christmas 2011





 
This is my first Christmas related blog to my readers. First of all I want to wish my all readers a very happy Xmas and nice holidays in 2011. In this blog you will find some funny and weird gift ideas for your friends and colleagues.

Please let me know if you have received any Weird Christmas Gift

Last Christmas was very strange to me. I was expecting an IPAD from my family. I was discussing this with my family, when the Christmas day came; I find one of the strange gifts under the tree. This was a Disposable Underwear. Here are some more strange gifts ideas for your beloved.

1. The Razorba Back Shaver

Buy new$39.99 $29.95 ($3.17/oz)

2 new from $29.95
Get it by Friday, Dec 2 if you order in the next 6 hours and choose one-day shipping.
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Health & Personal Care: See all 8 items


2.
Buy new$89.99 $69.95 ($4.37/oz)

2 new from $69.95
Get it by Friday, Dec 2 if you order in the next 4 hours and choose one-day shipping.
Only 18 left in stock - order soon.
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There is only one way to remove your back hair without enlisting the help of another person. It is called the Razorba. It is a strange invention and a horrible gift idea.

2. Eyebrow

Buy new$9.99 $7.99

7 new from $7.99
Get it by Friday, Dec 2 if you order in the next 6 hours and choose one-day shipping.
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Health & Personal Care: See all 239 items


3.
Buy new$19.99 $17.77 ($2.51/in)

55 new from $14.40
Get it by Friday, Dec 2 if you order in the next 6 hours and choose one-day shipping.
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Eligible for FREE Super Saver Shipping.

So, you've decided to shave your eyebrows. What do you do with the clippings? You save them and reassemble them that are what. Assemble your eyebrow hairs on a small piece of whiteboard gluing each one into place. Your recipient is sure to look twice at this strange Christmas gift.

3. Bag of Toe Nails

Buy new: $7.99

4 new from $4.99
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6.
Seki Edge Toe Nail Clipper by Seki Edge (Mar 17, 2006)
Buy new$23.00 $16.05 ($16.05/count)

8 new from $14.45
Get it by Friday, Dec 2 if you order in the next 5 hours and choose one-day shipping.
Only 3 left in stock - order soon.
(79)
Eligible for FREE Super Saver Shipping.


7.
Buy new$80.60 $69.99

6 new from $69.99
Get it by Friday, Dec 2 if you order in the next 3 hours and choose one-day shipping.
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For this you will need to have started early. Save your toenail clippings and give them to a loved one. Explain that you wanted them to have some of your DNA this Christmas to remember you buy. You may even wish to present the clippings in a ring box to give it a more elegant touch.

4. Shoestrings (no strings attached)

Buy new: $2.00

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Take all the shoestrings off all of your shoes and give them as a gift this Christmas. Before letting your recipient open the box, tell them you are giving them something very special with no strings attached. Watch the expression on their face as they take out your present.

 4. Disposable Underwear

Buy new$11.10 $10.95

4 new from $7.99
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5.
Buy new$12.99 $6.99

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6.
Buy new: $22.99

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Take the annual disappointment that comes with your yearly gift of socks and underwear. Combine that disappointment with a commentary about bodily functions.

5. Male Sexual Function Products

Stamina-Rx for Men - 2 - Tablet by Hi-Tech Pharmaceuticals, Inc.
Buy new: $3.80

13 new from $0.01
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2.
Stamina Rx - Men, 40 Tab by Sexual Stimulant
Buy new$39.95 $20.25

5 new from $20.25
Only 8 left in stock - order soon.


With names like ManDelay, Stamina RX, and Rejoyn these products sound more like a playground joke than a cure. This year we are choosing them all.

6. Padded Butt Underpants for Men

Buy new: $29.99

2 new from $19.99
3.
Buy new$39.99 $29.99

How does a person explain the use of these when they take off their pants? I wear them because my chair at work is uncomfortable.


7. Grapefruit Flavoured Feminine Wash



 If a woman wants to smell and taste like citrus that is her business. It is not yours.

8. Anal Bleaching Cream

Buy new$7.65 $6.99 ($1.46/oz)

20 new from $5.80
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Health & Personal Care: See all 10 items


2.
Buy new: $42.00

2 new from $42.00
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3.
Buy new$16.19 $8.19

8 new from $8.00
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Health & Personal Care: See all 10 items


Repeats on this list are rare, but how can we not include anal bleaching cream again? We can't believe people are actually buying it.

9. Smaller Condoms

Buy new: $1.88

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Everything Else: See all 2 items


2.
Buy new: $1.04

6 new from $1.04
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Everything Else: See all 2 items


3.
Hooking Up: A Girl's All-Out Guide to Sex And Sexuality by Amber Madison and Diana L. Dell (Paperback - Sep 2006)
Buy new$18.98 $12.91

In 2004 the worldwide supply of small condoms was given a devastating blow. Lifestyles, the #1 maker of snugger condoms discontinued their product. We (and our customers) were devastated. Finally, in 2006 a new manufacturer has introduced a small condom. Cause for celebration?

10. Femtone Vaginal Weights

Buy new: $62.95


14 new from $52.92 12 used from $46.19
Get it by Friday, Dec 2 if you order in the next 5 hours and choose one-day shipping.
Only 3 left in stock - order soon.

Exercise equipment seems to be a fairly strange holiday gift to begin with. Kegel exercise equipment elevates the situation to really weird.

11. A Stripper Pole

Stripper Pole To Heaven by Hunter Hayes and Gavin Pledger (Paperback - Jul 28, 2010)
Buy new: $15.95

11 new from $15.95 1 used from $18.22
Get it by Monday, Dec 5 if you order in the next 23 hours and choose one-day shipping.
Only 1 left in stock - order soon.
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Excerpt - Page 264: "... did a run-jump-spin onto the stripper pole located center stage ..." See a random page in this book.


The maker of this stripper pole claims that pole dancing is the latest fitness fad. We have to wonder among whom.

Some more bonus weird gift ideas:

12. Metamucil wrapped in a box.

13. Nose Hair clipper.

14. Vibrators and Stimulators

15. Cotton Balls
 
 
 
 
 

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